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ALKIRE IS BACK IN CIRCULATION !!!
just spoke with the wv law enforcement professionals standards agency.
they have confirmed that lil robbie alkire has been RECERTIFIED as a law enforcement officer in the state of wv.
armageddon alkire got his certification back and went to the lowest hanging fruit- where he was last employed !
that's right folks- junior alkire is back in circulation and running wild in the streets again in ronceverte, wv.
to confirm these findings i just called the RONCEVERTE POLICE DEPARTMENT.
(304) 647-5720
the voicemail prompts direct the caller to "dial 9 for a directory of officers".
after dialing 9, the system informs the caller that armageddon alkire is indeed re-employed.
"dial extension 14 to reach occifer armageddon alkire".
armageddon alkire is listed as a "pfc- private first class".
maybe he should get his resume back in circulation.
he could be a captain with chief cole slaw in richwood.
or maybe he could fill the stinkin' shoes of Sir Rotten, and be a lieutenant in the loco poco forest.
chief run a muck AND chief cole slaw have mulitiple vacancies and are looking to recruit "CERTIFIED" occifers.
ironically, ON PAPER, armageddon alkire fits the bill and job description qualifications to a "T".
ALKIRE IS BACK IN CIRCULATION !!!
If a cop isn't good enough for Kentucky, he comes to Pokey. Example, Cole. If a cop isn't good enough for Pokey, he goes to Greenbrier. Example: Alkire, Sawyer. Where does a cop go if he isn't good enough for Greenbrier?
ReplyDeleteanswer: recycled, recirculated, and recertified........back to greenbrier !!!
DeleteJUST WHAT EVERY POLICE FORCE WANTS AND NEEDS - A COP WITH "ALCOHOL AND MENTAL ISSUES"
ReplyDeleteAlkire's suspension runs through April 2012, according to state documents.
The report submitted to the LET Subcommittee and Federspiel by the law judge, John A. Grafton, detail what happened the night of Nov. 30, 2007.
Alkire testified that he went to his girlfriend Jennifer Miller's house that night after work and took off his gun belt, shirt and bulletproof vest, as he usually did.
Miller and Alkire began arguing, and Alkire drank almost an entire bottle of vodka, according to Grafton's findings.
"Mr. Alkire was informed of some information that upset him to a great degree," the findings state.
Alkire said he didn't remember any of the events after drinking the vodka until he awoke in the hospital the next morning with his mother sitting beside him.
According to the police report from the incident, Alkire left Miller's apartment and flagged down a car with his flashlight.
"While speaking with that motorist, Mr. Alkire removed his duty weapon from its holster and, on multiple occasions, placed the weapon to his head and indicated he would kill himself. While trying to remove the clip from the weapon, the gun discharged a round into the ground," Grafton wrote.
Alkire disputes that he waved his weapon or fired it, but admits he doesn't remember what happened, according to the findings.
His father, then-Pocahontas County Sheriff Robert Alkire I, testified that he found his son wearing his shirt and gun belt later that night.
The charges on Alkire were reduced from wanton endangerment to misdemeanor brandishing a weapon as part of a plea deal where Alkire agreed not to work as an officer in Pocahontas County for one year.
After the plea deal, Alkire worked as a police officer in Ronceverte, Greenbrier County, from May 2008 to May 2010.
Also, he got counseling to help him "deal with his mental issues leading up to the incident," according to the findings.
http://www.wvgazette.com/News/Policingthepolice/201102191631?page=2&build=cache
and the moral of the story is.....for armageddon alkire, rotten totten, cocky clifton, etc.......
Deletewhen you "get off" work, go home to your own wife and family.
THIS IS WHAT IS SO SCREWED UP WITH OUR GOVERNMENT.
ReplyDeleteGOVERNMENT OFFICIALS WERE NOT EVEN AWARE OF ANY ISSUES WITH ALKIRE UNTIL THEY READ ABOUT IT IN THE NEWSPAPER.
"The incident didn't come to the attention of the LET Subcommittee until The Charleston Gazette published an article on the incident in November 2009. (State lawmakers are considering a bill that would require police officers' misconduct to be reported to the subcommittee. The current version of the bill would leave the appeals process in place.)
In April 2010, the subcommittee held a hearing and voted unanimously to revoke Alkire's certification. Alkire appealed that decision."
tantamount to 9/11.......after it happens, its too late.
Delete.....and every day we move away from 9/11.......
......its another day closer to 9/10.
ARMAGEDDON ALKIRE - FAILURE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIS ACTIONS.
ReplyDeleteTHANKS TO DADDY ALKIRE AND COMPANY, THERES NEVER ANY NEED TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS........
"In recommending that Alkire get his license back, Grafton said that "while Mr. Alkire's failure to take full responsibility for all of his actions as reported by other witnesses in the police report is quite troubling, it does not rise to the level of conduct or a pattern of conduct unbecoming to officer or activities that would tend to disrupt, diminish or otherwise jeopardize public trust and fidelity in law enforcement."
I have a nice bridge that would like to sell to Grafton.
Deletewitnesses?
Deletewho are all these witnesses?
jennifer miller is one. anybody ever get a story outta her?
the passing motorist?
gotta be others too.
ALKIRE MAY BE EMPLOYED AS AN LAW ENFORCEMENT OCCIFER........
ReplyDelete.......BUT HE STILL MAY NOT BE FULLY CERTIFIED.................
LOOKS LIKE HE IS EMPLOYED.......YET MAY BE ON A PROBATIONARY STATUS.......
""The event of Nov. 30, 2007, appears to be an aberration upon the record of Mr. Alkire and must be weighed against the substantial interest in honorable service that is represented by Mr. Alkire's record of almost 10 years in law enforcement," Federspiel said.
He can apply for recertification as a police officer after April 29, 2012.
Any agency that employs him must report any disciplinary action against him to the LET Subcommittee for the first year. After the probationary period, he would be returned to regular certified status".
honorable service ???
Deletekinda like the "honorable service" of Sir Rotten, that is represented by Mr. Totten's record of over 15 years in law enforcement.
"appears to be an aberration" would be an understatement........more like side circus freak show.
how much vodka did that guy consume when he made that statement ??? oh, let me guess.......the entire bottle......don't want them liquid etaters to go to waste.
call or write today and file a formal complaint against your fav-o-rite law enforcement "professional" criminal serving in your community.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.djcs.wv.gov/law-enforcement-professional-standards/Pages/default.aspx
Cheat'n on yer wife, Get'n drunk and Shoot'n yer gun in the city limits...............
ReplyDelete.................otherwise commonly referred to as a "medical emergency"..............
..............but only if yer daddy responds late at night to the multiple 911 calls...........
http://wvcriminaldefenseattorney.wordpress.com/2008/09/26/cops-and-prosecutors-in-southern-west-virginia-get-preferential-treatment-when-they-break-the-law-part-1/
time for the fat man to repost the youtube videos he had of daddy alkire and armageddon alkire junior (aka lil' robbie) sitting in on conversations with the county commission and begging for mercy.
ReplyDelete"if I agree to resign and not be a criminal in the loco poco forest, will you pleeeeeease drop the lawsuit against my daddy and leave us and our family alone???
my daddy has got to get back to the business at hand and start sheriffin' up a storm to serve the citizens of the loco poco forest"
the last time our county commission had a backbone.......
ReplyDeletePOCAHONTAS COMMISSION FILES FOR REMOVAL OF SHERIFF ALKIRE
http://www.theintermountain.com/page/content.detail/id/504735/Pocahontas-Commissioners-File-for-Sheriff-Alkire-s-Removal.html
.........and yet they still backed down !!!
Just when we thought we had retired
ReplyDeleteThat Deputy Armageddon Alkire,
He took his cert. intact
And never looked back,
And wound up in the County of Greenbrier.
armageddon alkire anthem
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY7snfJTgeE
wild,wild,wild,wild,
wild in the streets
wild in the streets
wild in the streets
wild in the streets
in the heat of the summer
better call out a plumber
turn on the steam pipe
cool me off
with your big crime fighters
and your newspaper writers
still need a drugstore
to cure my buzz
wild in the streets,running,running,
wild in the streets,running,running,
wild in the streets,running,running,
wild in the streets
'64 valiant,hand full of valiums
couple of beers really do me right
you better believe us,better trust us ,
teenage jive,walking wreck
wild,wild,wild,running wild
wild in the streets,running,running,
wild in the streets,running,running,
wild in the streets,running,running,
wild in the streets
got a gang called the wolves
you have to choose
play with the boys
you're bound to lose
a bottle in one hand
a can in the other
don't fool around 'cause they're real
mean mothers
wild,wild,wild,wild,
wild running,running
wild
Mrs. America,how's your favorite son?
do you care just what he's done? no!
wild in the streets,running,running,
wild in the streets,running,running,
wild in the streets,running,running,
wild in the streets,running,running,
wild in the streets,we're running,running
wild in the streets,we're running,running
wild in the streets,we're running,running
wild in the streets
Reports just in from an unnamed and highly credible source from a government official reporting in an unofficial capacity......
ReplyDeleteArmageddon Alkire is on leave for WORKMANS COMP ISSUES
Wondering if another "MEDICAL EMERGENCY, I.E. MENTAL BREAKDOWN" has transpired in the Greenbrier Goon Forest !!!
maybe he choked on a donut
Deleteor gagged on a half gallon of liquid tater juice !
Deletenext candidate for decertification...........enter Sir Cocky Clifton.
ReplyDeletegotta give the guy a break and kindly let the wv bar fleece him of his law license in formal disbarment proceedings.
The natives are restless......and diligently working on getting the transcripts from the decertification and recertification hearings.
ReplyDeleteThe people need access to these documents, police reports, etc. to learn "what really happened on that night in november 2007".......
........at least according to daddy alkire, etc.........and armageddon alkire............who claims "i don't remember nuthin"..........
............yet retains knowledge and conviction in his own sworn testimony to the above and aforementioned committees and authorities.
a FOIA, i.e. Freedom Of Information Act is in the works to gain access to this valuable and incriminating information.
.....because, we the people, really do have a right to know.
If a newspaper reporter can gain access to it, so can we. They hold no special status above the everyday citizen.
WHO IS THE UNIDENTIFIED MOTORIST WHO MOTORED UPON THE STUMBLING STOOGE IN DISTRESS ???
ReplyDeleteITS GOTTA BE A CITIZEN OF THE LOCO POCO FOREST !!!
november 2007 would be shoulder season and it would be highly unlikely for a tourist to be in town- too late for the fall foliage and festivals, too early for snowshoe....especially that hour of the night.
"While speaking with that motorist, Mr. Alkire removed his duty weapon from its holster and, on multiple occasions, placed the weapon to his head and indicated he would kill himself. While trying to remove the clip from the weapon, the gun discharged a round into the ground," Grafton wrote."
if only they had encouraged him softly to just pull or just squeeze the trigger.........bang ,never to trouble or bother anyone ever again...........just a little clean up..........
DeleteArmageddon Alkire is a pretty kickin name for lil' robbie. (especially since i came up with it).
ReplyDeleteHowever, lil' robbie is also a wanted man in the loco poco forest and is known to have many aliases.
Let me kindly introduce the citizens of the loco poco forest to .................ABSOLUT ALKIRE.........a name indicative of his vodka heritage.........even if he is german.
For a limited time, in a limited edition custom created bottle......cobalt blue is introduced to honor the loco poco lil' boys in blue..........even if they do wear brown.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjzu45d4D7k
........and the fat man thought them taters were just for butterin' up and eat'n...........
........turns out absolut alkire is out there in the fields diggin' up all the loco poco taters and try'n to turn etaters n2 vodka !!!
but then we got chief run a muck and tribe of screw ups.........norman and his kisses of death.........oy.......
DeleteNice to know a mental breakdown and shooting your gun off in town while drunk means you can still be a cop in WV.
ReplyDeleteThat bottle of vodka should have a little badge on it and a pistol
CERTIFIED -- MENTALLY and as a LAW ENFORCEMENT OCCIFER
ReplyDeleteVery Interesting- Ronceverte Police Department use to have a website when Armageddon Alkire was employed there the first time.
ReplyDeleteCurrently, no website is available for the Ronceverte Police Department............at least not that I can find........and ive extensively searched for it.
I suppose they don't want us to know that Armageddon Alkire is employed there again..........that the Chief has made the same mistake he made the first time.
Also, I suppose they don't want us to know what weapons Armageddon Alkire has access to.
Sure hope they aint got no liquid taters or vodka locked up in the evidence room. Armageddon Alkire might have to get in there and do a proper inventory.
"Chief, I was just trying to recycle this vodka bottle. I guess I coulda poured it down the sink or toilet but that would be alcohol abuse to waste good vodka.
Instead, I opted to just pour it down my throat. Gotta Go, Got a long drive back home to Pocahontas and my girlfriend is expecting me to stop by. See ya"
"That’s right, our very own City of Ronceverte Police Department. If you don’t believe me, take a look at this. That is a link to the City of Ronceverte Police Department where he is listed as a deputy. They also note on their web page that he is equipped now with an assault rifle, ballistic armor and a Glock pistol. Oh great, just what the poor residents of that town need. All this for a town with only 1800 residents. And people wonder why nobody wants to drive through Ronceverte when you can go around it…."
http://wvcriminaldefenseattorney.wordpress.com/2008/09/26/cops-and-prosecutors-in-southern-west-virginia-get-preferential-treatment-when-they-break-the-law-part-1/
hey shop local,right
Delete
ReplyDeleteturns out chief michael smith made the first hiring mistake in ronceverte.
"The reason we hired him is we are a small police department and at the time, he was the only certified officer that applied," said Ronceverte Chief Michael L. Smith. "I know what he was originally charged with, but he only pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor. That doesn't eliminate him from being hired. ... He has done an outstanding job for the police department."
Smith estimates hiring Alkire rather than any of the other candidates saved the city about $3,500.
"It costs about $1,500 just to send someone to the [West Virginia State Police] Academy," he said. "That's without getting a uniform, guns or equipment for the officer."
Hiring a certified officer also cuts down on the cost of insurance, he said. Until an officer is certified, insurance is higher, he said.
"Roughly, to put someone through the academy and get them trained is between $6,000 and $7,000, so to put him on the road was a lot cheaper for the city," Smith said.
http://www.wvgazette.com/News/Policingthepolice/201011090914
turns out chief rusty byer made the second hiring mistake in ronceverte.
apparently, he was assistant chief when michael smith was deployed overseas, and most likely worked with armageddon alkire in the first gestation.
http://www.register-herald.com/latestnews/x865775487/Ronceverte-plans-urban-deer-hunt
incidentally, vodka sales have increased dramatically in the lewisburg area.