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Friday, March 7, 2014

Regular or Extra Crisy: KFC Felon Being Roasted in Richwood


32 comments:

  1. Yes I hope they do see him by the type of person he is and his work.

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    1. kind of like alkire jr.
      kind of like wilfong.
      kind of like totten.

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  2. "Just as every cop is a criminal....."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRXGsPBUV5g

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  3. Mark my words......

    in 10-20 years ol' cole is gonna need some additional police help.
    by then, the standards will be so low he will offer rotten totten a job on the force.

    one felon begets another felon!
    the nature of the crime is irrevelant.
    just as rotten totten has proven himself to be an expert law enforcement officer (and serial rapist), so has cole in his respective area of expertise.

    don't forget to give a warm welcome and thank you to the good sheriff of pocahontas county, who personally cultivated & promoted these two.....amongst others.

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  4. Why wasn't five felony wilfong in the running???
    aint he tired of shoveling bull dung?


    What about lil robbie alkire???
    It aint pocahontas county, so he's legally allowed to pack heat and carry a firearm!!!
    richwood is only a short phone call away from crooked daddy alkire coming to the rescue when the vodka starts flowing!

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  5. for some strange reason, car alarm sales in richwood are up 1000% in the last week.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p06XHHRvpk

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  6. meanwhile, many residents are opting for the "J.L. TOTTEN" car alarm system;

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxRMTtR5I2E

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  7. you can order em up any way you want em, but the original felon recipe remains a closely guarded secret.
    secretly guarded in the confines of the pocahontas county sheriffs department.
    nobody, but nobody knows how to produce felons like the pcsd !!!

    we've expanded operations and are now offering free delivery of our felons to adjacent counties.

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  8. ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF RICHWOOD WV;

    better purchase your next car stereo with a detachable faceplate

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZUBN7fi4LI

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  9. MAYOR JOHNSON-

    WHAT PART OF "OFFICIAL MISCONDUCT" IS UNCLEAR TO YOU???

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  10. Johnson needs to look at the court documents..
    but Mr Johnson is welcome to him.
    do not send him back. you hired him you keep him.

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  11. A TALE OF TWO DAVID'S.

    NICHOLAS COUNTY SHERIFF DAVID HOPKINS HAS A PROBLEM WITH THE NEW RICHWOOD CHIEF OF POLICE.
    NICHOLAS COUNTY SHERIFF DAVID HOPKINS SAYS HIS DEPARTMENT CANT ENDORSE THE HIRING OF THE NEW CHIEF.


    POCAHONTAS COUNTY SHERIFF DAVID JONESE HAS NO PROBLEM AT ALL WITH HIS FORMER FELON DEPUTY.....(NOR ANY OF HIS OTHERS).
    POCAHONTAS COUNTY SHERIFF DAVID JONESE HAD NO PROBLEM WITH ENDORSING THE HIRING OF THIS INDIVIDUAL.
    POCAHONTAS COUNTY SHERIFF DAVID JONESE HAD NO PROBLEM WITH PROMOTING THIS INDIVIDUAL.
    POCAHONTAS COUNTY SHERIFF DAVID JONESE MOST LIKELY GAVE THIS INDIVIDUAL A GREAT JOB REFERENCE.

    SOMEBODY SHOULD SEND THE NICHOLAS COUNTY SHERIFF A NOTE AND TELL HIM ITS JUST NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL. ONCE YOU GET USE TO WORKING WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT FELONS IN YOUR COUNTY, YOU KINDA JUST GROW NUMB AND GET USE TO IT. DITTO FOR THE CITIZENS. INCIDENTALLY, ONCE YOU HAVE ONE ON YOUR LAW ENFORCEMENT TEAM, THEY KINDA JUST SORTA MULTIPLY AND YOU END UP WITH OTHER FELONS ON YOUR LAW ENFORCEMENT TEAM.
    SHOULD ANY LAW ENFORCEMENT EMPLOYEES OR CITIZENS COMPLAIN, JUST BRUSH EM OFF, IGNORE THEM, AND TELL EVERYONE THAT THEIR CONCERNS AND COMPLAINTS HAVE "NO CREDIBILITY". PROBLEM SOLVED.

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  12. chief stinking windMarch 7, 2014 at 10:43 PM

    so we all know cole lied to get that job.........what would be the chances of getting any job if you filled out the job application by checking yes to ,[[have you ever been convicted of a felony]... yet applying for of all things chief of police..???????? even the k.g.b. must have standards better than this............what happens if you lie on an application?????? what happens if you lie on an official government document ??????? what happens to the human resource director if they do not ask you that very important question,when they hire people ??????? have you ever filled out an application where you were not asked that very pointed question??????? so not only should cole have a can tied to his ass,but the person who hired him needs to go too ...........to keep denying that he was fired and prosecuted in kentucky is just an out rage to everyone in this state..........this creep is a snook plain and simple.........he is a pathological liar like his last boss,chief run a muck is, 4 stars and all.................hopefully the next defense attorney who represents a defendant who kentucky fried chicken has arrested brings out these documents and asks for his clients case to be dropped,and demands that crispy fried gets fired and arrested himself...............i have seen cole in action and he gives k.f.c. a bad name indeed.......i would liken him more to deep fried whale shit !!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. and therein lies the proverbial all seasoning rub- cole was indicted for a felony.
      however, he was never convicted.

      what should be more concerning to the richwood mayor and city council is.....the 'official misconduct' occurred while in uniform and on duty (exceedingly similar to the misdeeds of alkire, wilfong, totten, etc).

      the documents clearly state that it was late night, the private security guard allowed them on the property.
      open, or force open a door of a vehicle at the far end of the property.
      take what you want as a tag team with one cop on the lookout, then write it up at the scene as an unsolved theft and destruction of property.
      most likely not the first time they did this, just the first time they got caught.
      im guessing the only way they got caught was the security guard.
      he probably recently did rounds and everything was ok.
      shortly after the cops arrive and leave, the damage and missing stereos are suddenly discovered by the security guard....and possibly a security video camera(s).

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    2. it sounds like cole somewhat told the truth. the good mayor states that he is well aware of the 'kentucky issue'.
      richwood has worked its way into a fine pickle.

      if wv were a 'right to work' state they could just terminate cole's employment and be on their merry way in search of a new police chief.
      since wv is NOT a 'right to work' state, getting rid of cole just wont be that easy.

      if they dump him now, he is in the catbird seat to file a nice fat lawsuit against the city.

      maybe the voters can take out their rage on the good mayor come election day.

      where things get fuzzy with cole is when he refers to the issue as "rumors".
      the facts of the case appear to be crystal clear.

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    3. re-building a new police force from the ground up with a felon as chief of police.....

      WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG???

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    4. if I were an attorney in that county, and my client was facing charges of b&e and theft.......why not call the chief of police to the stand as a witness?

      the jury would be shaking their heads in disbelief, and the perp would most likely walk free and be found not guilty.

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    5. well, it looks like chief cole and sheriff hopkins are gonna be off to a wonderful start and working relationship together.

      gotta love that great synergy and teamwork approach they are gonna have when working on joint cases.

      criminals 1, cops 0.

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  13. chief stinking windMarch 8, 2014 at 2:25 PM

    maybe we should think we were lucky to get rid of him.........he is man waiting on a train wreck..........now that wreck will be on someone else,so we got a pass......poetic justice would be ,if our boy cole decided to spill his heart and guts out to those nice men at the f.b.i......it would really be more than enough,to take some heads off,only then could he redeem his name.........just maybe he was a plant,what else could explain the reason ,for hiring such a schlubb......i bet his resume is a real hoot to read...........

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  14. I think he is burned far beyond extra crispy.
    it looks like the citizens of Richwood unlike those of Pocahontas County are complaining even the sheriff there, and I are so tired the Kentucky Fried one and stood up for him. good in henchmen must be hard to find.
    too bad our citizens didn't speak out as Richwood has. again one bad apple highres another bad apple and I try to take control.
    The Road Runner...

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  15. who hired cole in Pocahontas county? not clear....was it town counsel?

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    1. you can rest assured that it was jonese- remember, that is "his" department.....and "his" cameras.....for "his" personal use!
      you and I just get to foot the bill.

      ....and don't forget who hired 'my lil ponytail minikeg martin'.
      why, it was none other than geriatric gene.
      beer can was "his" decision and "his" choice....even in the face of criminal charges.

      remember the vocal battles of jonese and simmons in front of our spineless county commission.
      they are merely pawns and a rubber stamp that funnels our money into various worthless holes and departments.

      last time they stood up and did anything right was when they filed a lawsuit against daddy alkire and his corrupt reign of terror.
      even then, we heard squeals & cries from daddy alkire that the pcsd was "his" department and he could do whatever he wanted with "OUR" money.

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    2. Mugshots maybe

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    3. that's the beauty of being a professional criminal employed by the local law enforcement agency in the loco poco forest.

      NO MUG SHOTS, NO TRIP TO JAIL, SWEETHEART BACKROOM DEALS, KID GLOVE TREATMENT BY THE JUDGE, ETC.
      ......ALL OF WHICH SHOULD HAVE A FAMILIAR RING OF THE 14TH AMENDMENT OF THE U.S. CONSTIPATION.........ER, I MEAN....CONSTITUTION.

      "ALL MEN SHALL RECEIVE EQUAL TREATMENT UNDER THE LAW......"
      ......UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU ARE A CORRUPT COP....

      NO MUG SHOT FOR COLE
      NO MUG SHOT FOR CLIFTON
      NO MUG SHOT FOR ALKIRE JUNIOR
      NO MUG SHOT FOR WILFONG
      NO QUESTIONS ASKED AND NO INVESTIGATION BY JONESE ON TOTTEN

      IS IT ANY WONDER THAT ROTTEN TOTTEN ACTUALLY HAD THE LOOK OF DISBELIEF ON HIS FACE WHEN HE WAS ACTUALLY ARRESTED, PROCESSED, AND SENTENCED TO JAIL???

      MEANWHILE, JUXTAPOSED JONESE STANDS TALL AND PROUD AT THE BACK OF THE COURTROOM, PROUDLY PROTECTING HIS FLOCK OF OTHER "PROFESSIONALS", WHILE MAINTAINING THE "PEACE AND DIGNITY" OF THE COURTROOM.

      http://www.wvnstv.com/story/23920146/former-sheriffs-deputy-sentenced-to-jail-time

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    4. but there is a mug shot for assistant prosecutor bear can bob in all of his drugged out drunk looking hung over w.v.u. game day performance !!!!!!!!!! now that picture is a real beauty,a real keeper...........it speaks for itself,words are not needed............one look tells the viewer that beer can bob is an out of control substance abuser,in need of intensive residential out of state rehab.........not in sunny belize either !!!!!!!!!!!!! that picture should be displayed often,for our enjoyment...............certainly beer can can not be a happy camper ,based on how he looks in that mug shot..........although i must admit i enjoy looking at that mirror of his personal pain ...........karma,ya know.......

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  16. maybe we will be lucky enough to keep cole as a resident of pocahontas county.
    richwood is a short commute from his domicile.
    ......certainly no further than the far reaches of the northern parts of the county.

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  17. maybe this is the 'rumors' cole was wanting us to avoid;

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvVznAb9-Ss

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  18. Anybody want some Christopher M. Coleslaw to go with that Kentucky Fried Felon ???

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-0ZwT1EGYE

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  19. From Chief cant get it right.
    We need a real.cop .

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  20. From Chief butt pucker.

    Chief running a muck now have a new friend him name chief sticky fingers blowing wind..
    Two peas in a pod.

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    1. aint nuthin wrong with sticky fingers....

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqj6-l1tAcQ

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  21. chief of the semi holesMarch 10, 2014 at 9:12 AM

    why was walker arrested,and what was the outcome????????can you be arrested for being just freaken stupid???????????

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