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Monday, January 9, 2017

Is Farrel Dead?

We haven't seen alleged Indecent Exposure defendant, Farrel Kelly, since Christmas.  The Sheriff's office is investigating but they have turned up no leads.  Sheriff Barlow called us the other day to say that Farrel always shows up for his court hearings.  BUT NO ONE SHOWED UP.

I asked the magistrate about the matter and she said that both attorneys had requested continuances on the trial by jury.  But even his own attorney has no answer as to his whereabouts. 

How is it possible that no one knows where Farrel is?  Was he expected to hitchhike in 6 degree weather to his trial?  Did his attorney make the request on her own?  Does she have any idea where her client is?

Is Farrel dead or on the run?  We don't know.  All we do know is that when he was released from TVRJ that he had been beaten by the guards there.  I personally took him to the emergency room to get his wounds taken care of.  Farrel had two broken teeth and a badly banged up knee.  He hobbled around for some time on that.  I even paid for his antibiotics!

So maybe Farrel is afraid that the guards will kill him next time?  I interviewed Farrel shortly after his release and video taped the interview.

Farrel knows that the charges are made up against him.  Even the arresting officer had to ask him if he was peeing in the alley.  It is no crime to pee in an alley!  He was charged with "indecent exposure" despite the fact that the officer couldn't even see him peeing in the alley.  Furthermore,  "indecent exposure" is not the same as "peeing in the alley."  It only applies to someone who exposes themselves for sexual gratification.  Most men are guilty of peeing in out-of-the-way places.  How many have gone behind a tree?

I heard the other day that my wife's home church didn't have outhouses in the early days.  The men would use the woods in a certain place and the women would go as a group to another place.

Would they not all have been guilty of "indent exposure?"


  1. well good job magistrate Cynthia broce Kelly you have successfully rough ridded poor ferrel out of town it must warm the cockles of your stone cold heart to know that you are instrumental in purging this threat to the metropolitan town of marlinton ...what a service you and the west Virginia state police have accomplished is finally safe under the bridge across the greenbrier..... honey why don`t you take a hard look at yourself in the mirror because as the old timers would tell you that you have a black heart and so many others in that town and in that court house should tell yourselves every day THERE BUT BY THE GRACE OF GOD GO I that job went to your head sister and I bet one day you are in for a great fall ....if not in this life most assuredly in the next it will be very hot when you get there not wonder why you two magistrates got the handle the two BIMBO`S

  2. I would guess hes at his old home or dead.
    The weather has been brutal to say the least.

    The Road Runner...

  3. We live in a day and age when many of the cops are the worst criminals. It's not just a few bad apples.

  4. saw farrell today in town, he was dressed in a nice, warm coat and new blue jeans.

    1. Glad to hear that.

      The Road Runner...


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