A so called big shot lawyer from Charleston was riding in the back of his limo on the way home, when he say 2 men by the side of the road eating grass. It was very short and dry and almost brown in color it looked awful, the lawyer said to himself how can they eat that. He stopped and asked what was going on.
The men replied were very poor and this is all we can find to eat. Mr. big shot said well get in I will take you to my home. The 2 men said thank you sir but we both have wifes and children , they are over there eating grass.
The Big shot lawyer said no problem my limo will hold them all and there is plenty to eat at my place.
On the way there every one was thanking the lawyer for offering to help feed them. He said not a problem the grass at my place is much greener and taller and I have a 10 acre yard to boot.
how about the ethical dilemma :: guy goes to see his lawyer ,he has a quick question ......in a few short minutes he gets his answer ...... so he asks the lawyer what does he owe ....they agree on a $100.00.......that seemed fair .....the guy had just come from the bank ,so he goes in his bill fold and pulls out a brand new $100. dollar bill and pays the lawyer .......he leaves .......the problem was because the money was brand new the bill was stuck to another hundred dollar bill .......here in lies the ethical dilemma ......should the attorney tell his partner or not .......
Lawyers should never ask a southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Clifton. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Martin since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
Yes indeed many of the legal beagles of the poco forest have resulted in a grand reputation that few in the legal world are able to descend to. Its been a grand display of greed, sex, drugs and booze and screwing clients in both ways possible physically and financially power grabs. Yes for a good decade it's been a great show. Dozens of complaints licenses suspended , arrests. Terminations O my what can we expect next.
2 kids playing at the playground.........first kid tommy asks the other kid johnny ,""what does your daddy do "" johnny says ,""oh he is an accountant ""......so johnny asks ,"what does your daddy do ""tommy says , " öh he is a lawyer""johnny says ,"honest ". tommy says ,"no no the regular kind ""...........
Sir. Cocky needs a special kind of attorney, One that even if he knows his client is guilty he's willing to coach him and make up lies , a attorney with no morals or ethics who's only concern is money. That being said finding a attorney still able to practice law legally from Pokey may not be to easy.
Wanted to make a comment about the old howes leather plant the CC took over. They sure made a bad decision . They have spent 700,000 of the tax payer money on it so far and will spend much more before its done. Had they not taken it Howes would be on the hook for the clean up . Looks like they made fools out of Pocahontas county's CC . I wonder who else may have tanks or environmental messes that will be kind enough to let the county take over the land and pay for the clean up Really could they not see this coming , do they really think they will turn this property into a economic development area . What a joke its a EPA nightmare and anyone with any common sense should have knew it.
To bad the Chief and Road Runner are only want to be lawyers, but then again what is the difference? Lawyers rip off people one at a time, worthless welfare trash rips of society as a whole. At least you have a choice on whether or not to hire a lawyer and give him your money
wrong have no interest in being a lawyer,and i am not on welfare .................just love to comment on the coming and goings in our poor county .......
Why would I want to be a lawyer for, I don't like being covered in grease and I don't want to screw just anyone, I also would be embarrassed when little kids would point at me and hide behind their mommy's when they saw me. I don't want to cheat on my taxes . I don't want to lie in court and I don't want to make a living off other peoples suffering . I don't like having to do drugs and having to drink my self silly every night so I can go to bed every night so I can sleep. I don't want to be a Sheriff either .
The Road Runner... P.S. I have to go to work now, yes I have to get up at 5 am every morning and yes I don't make a lot of money. But I earn my living the old fashioned way a honest days pay for a honest days work. Can all lawyers say that?
hey the biggest difference between a hooker and a lawyer ???? not even a hooker will screw you when you are dead .........of course gene has no compunctions about that issue
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A so called big shot lawyer from Charleston was riding in the back of his limo on the way home, when he say 2 men by the side of the road eating grass.
ReplyDeleteIt was very short and dry and almost brown in color it looked awful, the lawyer said to himself how can they eat that.
He stopped and asked what was going on.
The men replied were very poor and this is all we can find to eat.
Mr. big shot said well get in I will take you to my home.
The 2 men said thank you sir but we both have wifes and children , they are over there eating grass.
The Big shot lawyer said no problem my limo will hold them all and there is plenty to eat at my place.
On the way there every one was thanking the lawyer for offering to help feed them.
He said not a problem the grass at my place is much greener and taller and I have a 10 acre yard to boot.
The Road Runner.....
how about the ethical dilemma :: guy goes to see his lawyer ,he has a quick question ......in a few short minutes he gets his answer ...... so he asks the lawyer what does he owe ....they agree on a $100.00.......that seemed fair .....the guy had just come from the bank ,so he goes in his bill fold and pulls out a brand new $100. dollar bill and pays the lawyer .......he leaves .......the problem was because the money was brand new the bill was stuck to another hundred dollar bill .......here in lies the ethical dilemma ......should the attorney tell his partner or not .......
ReplyDeletelegal partner?
Deletesexual partner?
wife?
.....or just the next random woman that walks in his office???
dang, I thought the fat man was get'n ready to go n2 the vacuum cleaner business!
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ReplyDeleteLawyers should never ask a southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Clifton. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Martin since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
O my but I loved that one
DeleteThe Road Runner....
Yes indeed many of the legal beagles of the poco forest have resulted in a grand reputation that few in the legal world are able to descend to.
ReplyDeleteIts been a grand display of greed, sex, drugs and booze and screwing clients in both ways possible physically and financially power grabs.
Yes for a good decade it's been a great show.
Dozens of complaints licenses suspended , arrests. Terminations O my what can we expect next.
2 kids playing at the playground.........first kid tommy asks the other kid johnny ,""what does your daddy do "" johnny says ,""oh he is an accountant ""......so johnny asks ,"what does your daddy do ""tommy says , " öh he is a lawyer""johnny says ,"honest ". tommy says ,"no no the regular kind ""...........
ReplyDeleteWhy did God make lawyers.
ReplyDeleteSo real estate agents and used car salesman would have someone to look down on.
The Road Runner....
Has anyone heard why Honest Simmons fired his buddy beer bong and is beer bong staying or has he moved.
ReplyDeleteOverseas would be nice.
Groot say
ReplyDeleteAttornys in pc remind me of Lombard street.
san Francisco?
Deletecrooked as a dog'z hind leg??
Sir. Cocky needs a special kind of attorney,
ReplyDeleteOne that even if he knows his client is guilty he's willing to coach him and make up lies , a attorney with no morals or ethics who's only concern is money.
That being said finding a attorney still able to practice law legally from Pokey may not be to easy.
Wanted to make a comment about the old howes leather plant the CC took over. They sure made a bad decision .
ReplyDeleteThey have spent 700,000 of the tax payer money on it so far and will spend much more before its done.
Had they not taken it Howes would be on the hook for the clean up .
Looks like they made fools out of Pocahontas county's CC . I wonder who else may have tanks or environmental messes that will be kind enough to let the county take over the land and pay for the clean up
Really could they not see this coming , do they really think they will turn this property into a economic development area . What a joke its a EPA nightmare and anyone with any common sense should have knew it.
The Road Runner....
confused ??? well just say thanks to walt helmick and joey manchin it was them that foisted this mess on the county
DeleteTo bad the Chief and Road Runner are only want to be lawyers, but then again what is the difference? Lawyers rip off people one at a time, worthless welfare trash rips of society as a whole. At least you have a choice on whether or not to hire a lawyer and give him your money
ReplyDeletewrong have no interest in being a lawyer,and i am not on welfare .................just love to comment on the coming and goings in our poor county .......
DeleteWhy would I want to be a lawyer for,
DeleteI don't like being covered in grease and I don't want to screw just anyone, I also would be embarrassed when little kids would point at me and hide behind their mommy's
when they saw me.
I don't want to cheat on my taxes . I don't want to lie in court and I don't want to make a living off other peoples suffering .
I don't like having to do drugs and having to drink my self silly every night so I can go to bed every night so I can sleep.
I don't want to be a Sheriff either .
The Road Runner...
P.S. I have to go to work now, yes I have to get up at 5 am every morning and yes I don't make a lot of money. But I earn my living the old fashioned way a honest days pay for a honest days work.
Can all lawyers say that?
hey the biggest difference between a hooker and a lawyer ???? not even a hooker will screw you when you are dead .........of course gene has no compunctions about that issue
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