A guy was bragging how bad he was when a guy he didn't like walked into the bar bing bang he knocked him out . When the guy woke up he said what happened . The guy who knocked him out said that was kung fu from china. The same think happened the next day only this time he said he used karate from japan. The next day the same guy walked in again bing bang the martial arts expert was out cold. He said what happened the bartender said the guy you knocked out the last two days came back in and used a can of pepper spray and black jack on you and said tomorrow hed be back with something called a glock..
here's how it really done;
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va_Rmpd3PZI
Look up Kung Fu jerk on u tube I think its someone from the Sheriffs department displaying self defense to the single women of Marlinton.
ReplyDeleteMy advice is stay away from the law and carry pepper spray .
Or whip out a dummy and let him beat him self to death on it.
Name withheld for fear of getting pulled over by a deputy with no one around to see what really goes on.
A guy was bragging how bad he was when a guy he didn't like walked into the bar bing bang he knocked him out .
ReplyDeleteWhen the guy woke up he said what happened .
The guy who knocked him out said that was kung fu from china.
The same think happened the next day only this time he said he used karate from japan.
The next day the same guy walked in again bing bang the martial arts expert was out cold.
He said what happened the bartender said the guy you knocked out the last two days came back in and used a can of pepper spray and black jack on you and said tomorrow hed be back with something called a glock..