im absolutely amazed that any of the lawyers for the plaintiffs would actually want the case, and potential trial, to be held in the loco poco forest. moreover, slow roe rowe is once again handling the cases. after his presiding in sir rotten's criminal case.......and huge conflicts of interest...........he should have nothing to do with the civil cases. rottens lawyers have good argument for the cases not to be heard in poco, as do the plaintiffs.
Good luck finding a potential juror that isn't biased. I don't think the cases will even make it to mandatory mediation. If they have the evidence they say they have, the insurance co's will settle up quickly after he lawyers squeeze out all the billable hours they can.
I sure hope Rowe and the county got his $5K fine in the criminal case before the lawyers get it in the civil case. I'm guessing the Totten family estate is still backing their bad boy behind bars.
It doesn't make any difference whether or not Rotten has a lawyer. At this point he is almost irrelevant. The plaintiffs are looking for money in the pockets of the insurance companies and the Keystone Kommissioners. Plaintiffs know they won't get anything out of Rotten. However, keep your eye on that supreme court decision last month that said that the state is not responsible for the sexual crimes of their employees. That case is enough to put more than a few sweat beads of the brows of the attorneys.
............And Alkire, Walton, McCoy, Simmons, McMillion, etc. With all the witnesses and testimony its gonna be hard to keep squealing ignorance.
Janet Kershner-Vanover is also on the list- she's gonna give the pcsd hell. All of this testimony and evidence has gotta lead to some more investigations, arrests, and convictions on area law enforcement.
The forensics may be the dagger in the heart of the local goon squad. The FBI can backtrack the electronic trail of all the pcsd members, etc. that received Rotten's sex videos, texts, facebook requests, emails, phone calls, etc. Doing nothing and not reporting it, is a crime in and of itself. Most particularly with minors involved. These idots are required by law to report issues if they suspect or have direct knowledge of something going on.
All in all, Jonese is going to get a whole lot more airtime on "the pcsd not looking good".
They didn't specify, but im guessing they mean Sheriff Alkire. They ought to bring in Armageddon Alkire too as he most likely has direct knowledge of Rotten's antics.
TNS indicated that she first met sir clifton and sir rotten way back in the day when her former boyfriend was an informant for controlled drug buys in the county. it don't take a rocket surgeon or brain scientist to figure out that them two had to be learning tricks of the trade from each other when riding roughshod on patrol together and taking turns with the females of the county.
interesting that the fbi has sir rotten's homemade voyeur videos from the backseat escapades in the cruiser. all of these sexual deviants love their 'trophies and souveniers'.......which enable them re-live the event over and over. aint no telling how many panties juxtaposed jonese and the goon squad found stuffed in various places in rotten's cruiser, desk, locker, etc. ironically, the fbi is also in possession of cocky clifton's photo and video collection, along with the selfies of his miniature manhood shrinkage, etc. that he took with tns's phone.
Rotten's broadcasts over the radio should also be easily available thru the 911 call center records. Remember that Rotten worked in the 911 call center before his reign of terror with the pcsd.
whats really gonna shock the community is when sir rotten and sir cocky clifton's photo and video collections soon surface in public hearings and are accessible in the public court files. sadly, only then will their crimes "become real" to many in the county.........including their own wives and family members.
As I recall there were many more victims, this could get very expensive. Especially when some of the powers that be get caught up in their lies from previous statements and from others who will be called to testify. I'm surprised Norman is not on that list as I think he went to the SHERIFF and talked about the great rotten tottens activities.
Something no one has mentioned is the fact that rotten got a sweet heart deal by pleading guilty to one of the 66 felony's he was charged with. Had the P.A. and judge actually did what I think was right, by going after him for all 66 sex crimes the civil suits would of been a slam dunk. I can only wonder if that ever entered their mind.
Thankfully civil suits do not depend on criminal convections, as in the case of OJ Simpson who beat the rap but still lost in civil court.
Just think if any of the powers that be from the CC to the Sheriffs office had done the right thing it could of prevented additional victims and offered some degree of protection to the county's pocket book and those who are being sued as citizens . Seems the only powers that be person who did take action was Donna who was brutally attacked both personally and professionally .
But what do you expect from politically motivated people, as we have all seen on not just national but state and local levels around the nation its far more common for those in political positions to deny and cover up than to face some embarrassment and do the morally and legally right thing.
Before this is all over I predict that we will see more legal actions both civil and criminal .
I recall a member of the want to be squad sticking up for several deputies time and time again, all the ones who now have records or can not work in certain states. He claimed that there would be no payout no one would be sued that was in office not one dime would the county pay out. Either he was a complete fool or he is the biggest brown nosier I have ever heard of. I did not say a word I just looked at the post as the two poster argued, thinking really what kind of a MAN would go so low to defend the actions of such a man as Totten and think there would be no repercussions.
I for one hope the victims are paid well and that those who enabled or ignored Totten's actions have to pay the remainder of their lives. I also hope the other victims come forward. When all is done our county probably wont be able to get insurance again without selling all county property and taking out a loan.
If that is what it takes to teach us a lesson and teach politician's and others the meaning of honor and morality so be it. That is the cost of lack of wisdom and stupidity.
this blog posting represents only part of the paperwork for 3 of rotten's victims. the news reports indicated that there were OVER TWO DOZEN VICTIMS. the people of the loco poco forest may very well be paying out for their "hometown proud fbi national academy golden boy" for many years to come.
......and best of all, juxtaposed jonese will always get to wear the loathsome legacy of sir rotten around his neck like a dead albatross.
One of my favorites- "I'm a powerful person and I can plant things on people". Not only is Rotten speaking for himself, but on behalf of the entire PCSD.
All of these depositions over then next few months are going to provide the "summer of love" in detailing the extracurricular activities of Rotten under the color of the law. Jonese is already on the record pleading "I don't have a clue what was going on"..........yet now many details are emerging whereby Jonese knew exactly what was going on, way back to very early in his administration when he first took office.
Officers that have been around since the hiring and inception of Rotten, i.e. Chief Deputy Diamond Dave Walton, are gonna have even more explaining away to do. "The PCSD looking bad" is about to take on a whole new meaning. Walton can........again......kiss goodbye to his hopes of ever becoming Top Dawg in the dark forest.
I doubt the FBI, U.S. Attorney's Office, and State Police will be allowed to sit in on the depositions but they sure as heck are gonna be interested in getting their paws on the transcripts.
The 3 daves will be doing a lot of I didn't know I wonder if the jury will buy that . Tell us again dave 1 how you know nothing about that tape of donna , dave 2 tell us again about rotten being the best deputy in the state maybe the nation, dave 3 now where is it you live.
Yea the story of woe from dave 1,2,3 . after all none of you would lie your all as honest as honest Simmons your buddy and beer bong bob. don't worry we the people got your back just like all of you had ours.
As a side note I want one person to understand just because you rent a home and get mail there it in no way means its your residence. This,could be considered fraud if you used your rental home as,your offical residence when you actually live in another place.
The Road Runner.... P.S. Many people know the truth. Your only fooling yourself.
We must have the biggest bunch of crooks and lame people holding elected and,appointed positions in the,state. I sure wish the honest cops would step up more. I wish BN had stayed also. Its,a,shane .
I really look foward to hearing the ones being sued try to tell a jury they knew nothing and its not my fault. Then have witness after witness come foward and dispute he story. Donna will tear up the rear ends of a,couple of the bigger liers. Yea it will be good and i hope the,public follow it so they can see what has,been up. I suggest we issue the,sheriff and Cc medals for their actions we can call it tge deaf,dumb and blind award or the medal of cover up and,deny.
it will not be totten on trial it will be the county and all the duds who work or have worked for the county.........all of the obstructionist headed by the ball head dick head we have for a sheriff .......hope it does go to court so the whole world can know what went on .........i wonder sometimes what is worse ,the sick rapist serial sex offender or all of the creeps who enabled him to carry out his crimes,and then obstructed justice,so that their role would not come to light ...........
Yes the state claims they are not responsable, however in this case if they can prove any of theCC or jonese did know and took no action then they are left holding the bag. I have a feeling Donna and others will sink the I didnt know ship before it sets sale. Karma you have to love it hey Dave.
Yet another festive day has and gone. I drank some beer and called old freinds, watched a war movie and we cooked some steak on the grill. Then we had a drink and we will soon be in bed perhaps we will cudfle or more. I wonder how Rotten spent the day. Happy holiday sir rotten may the next 9 give you as much happyness and enjoyment as you deserve. The Road Runner....
the news reports indicate that there were at least two (2) additional victims of rotten after juxtaposed jonese "laid down the law" with rotten to cease his sexual escapades. there's gonna be more than one witness to jonese walking out of the interview with the victim at the middle school when donna price was interviewing her. if it was done at school theres gonna be a social worker involved, teacher, principal, etc.........possibly also a state policeman too.
Most Police Officers are good men, men we need to honor . But when you have a small department with no to little professional management, who look at the general public as advisory's and are unwilling to address internal issues . Soon you will have a rotten department from the top down. Or bottom up. We have this here. What we need are the good cops to stand up like men, some that did here were run out of town because they did. We have has several bad apples as those in the know know Rotten Totten was not the only one.
We need someone to run for Sheriff that has nerve , who will keep a eye on the help, who knows the law. Someone fair thick skined enough so that everytime norm or another ask a question or say something they dont like they dont go to war aginst the public but look into it. Someone who isnt going tp hire their felon buddies and family. A real man or womañ no more wanta bes.
Your idea is good in theory but impossible to implement because it is too subjective. I am ready to vote for anyone who has never been in police work is his or her life. The biggest problem in Pocahontas (and everywhere else, too) is the "blue wall" behind which all police hide. There is an unwritten code by which all police live - namely never to rat on another policeman or woman,, no matter what that person had done. Pocahontas County is a perfect example. How many Schultzes do we have running around here pretending to "know nothing" about Totten and other scumbags too numerous to mention here. A sheriff who was never part of the blue wall may be less likely to cover up for the brethren in uniform. Any change would have to be an improvement.
The your with us or aginst us statement shows as,the targeting of any honest citizen who has questions. Thats how the secrect police,in germany during ww2,looked,at the public and north korea,today. A professional cop knows the public is not bad guy. There are lots of good cops and I think we have some but they are scared of being targeted by the iron fist.
A Police dept. that is good will have,a good man as a leader who works to improve force by setting a example and working with the public. You do not scream at your officers and demand them to respect you . You earn that. You do not say to the public you are with us or aginst us.
juxtaposed jonese is indeed a "good man". how do I know this? why, the "fair and impartial" pompous pomponio has decreed it to be.
sir rotten is also a "good man". how do I know this? why, good ol' dead walt weifort, in one of his last acts on earth, stated it to be true in a notarized letter to his belching buddies on the bench.
nope, you just tap the magistrates and judges on the shoulder and whisper in their ear, "work with us". no need to let those civil and constitutional rights of american citizens get in the way of loco poco "justice".
Remember that Kershner-Vanover stated in her sworn depositions and hearing that Jonese was trying to CONTROL the magistrates and the prosecuting attorney's offices. Hell, the man cant even demonstrate enough leadership to CONTROL his OWN DEPARTMENT, or his OWN EMPLOYEES........... yet he is attempting to control TWO other branches of government that he has absolutely no business attempting to control. THOSE BRANCHES OF GOVT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE "NEUTRAL AND DETACHED" AND "FAIR AND IMPARTIAL" TO OUTSIDE INFLUENCES, INCLUDING THE CORRUPT SHERIFFS DEPARTMENT. the "good sheriff" is busy as hell attempting to violate the civil and constitutional rights of everyday citizens, yet turns a blind eye on a serial rapist and sex offender under his own command that he has promoted and decorated with medals.............all the while having complete knowledge of the crimes.
If I recall Norman talked to the Sheriff when he took office about sir rotten. I think others may have. I wonder if he,did a,investigation then . If so there should be a,record of it. If there is no record of it I would be curious as why. Someone said he considered it a rumor not,sure thats true. Just odd the FBI and,State boys didnt have any problems finding a couple dozen victims. I wonder how many more there really are. I recall seeing sir rotten in the so two times over the years both times there,was a woman there. She looked,at me like I had horns growing out of my head. I think she was there guarding him. I do not know who she was,wife or gf was my guess. As time went on I had a couple female,freinds tell me stories about what went on in the play pen. Now I know why whoever she is was guarding him.
You have to laugh at the cast directly or indirectly involved in the saga of Pocahontas county. It looks like a cheap B movie with outrageous cast members to fake to be real.
You have, Run A Muck the fearless leader Diamond Dave Honest Simmons Beer can Bob Sticky fingers Donna ( the only one I can come close to saying anything good about) Famous Fleming AKA where's Waldo live five felony ben Armageddon Robbie The Kentucky fried felon Sir Rotten with a impressive 66 felony charges under his belt mostly sex related AKA I will take the fifth on this question Sir cocky , former deputy ,former PA and more than likely soon to be former attorney and possibly in the not to distant future former inmate.( my favorite of the bunch next to sir rotten ) Humping buffalo Honest Walt Tony (Soprano) Tatanno The Back up goon squad Jacob the poop king A entire family of well known snitches . And a cast of many victims. ( Some who are well known for their less than virtuous ways.)
You would have to use mind altering narcotics to even dream up such a bunch. If you put the story on paper people would say Wow how did she come up with such a outlandish story..
And in the end most of them seem to be out to get the fat man, one way or another, simply for asking questions or saying hey that's not right. Being a activist and whistle blower sure isn't easy . And through all of this Normans the only one who has a sense of humor.
Norman you have pissed off more people around here than anyone I know. If you were in the mafia I wouldn't even walk down the street if you were out walking in daylight past the court house with a police escort and a tank. Cause I know you would be a marked man, you would have so many bullseyes on you , your shirt would look like a can of spaghetti Os had been spilled on you and they all stuck to your shirt. You must be doing something right, keep up the good work . You and the FBI are heros in my book. I doubt any of the above listed fictional group would agree and frankly I don't give a rats @ss....
Norman it appears there is another legal action taking place that you may not be aware of.
Legal action part !.
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
SOUTHWESTERN DISTRICT OF Pock A Hoe West By God Virginia
Judge Honest Walter Simmons , Presiding
________________________________ WILE E. COYOTE, § Plaintiff § v. § CIVIL ACTION NO. B19294 § ACME COMPANY, § Defendant § ________________________________
OPENING STATEMENT OF Beer Keg Robert
COUNSEL FOR PLAINTIFF
My client, Mr.Coyote, a resident of WV, does herby bring suit for damages against the Acme Company, manufacturer and retail distributor of assorted merchandise, incorporated in Delaware and doing business in every state, district, and territory. Mr. Coyote seeks compensation for personal injuries, loss of business income, and mental suffering caused as a direct result of the actions and/or gross negligence of said company, under Title 15 of the United States Code Chapter 47, section 2072, subsection (a), relating to product liability.
Mr. Coyote states that on Five hundred and eighty-five separate occasions, he has purchased of the Acme Company (hereinafter, 'Defendant'), through that company's mail order department, certain products which did cause him bodily injury due to defects in manufacture or improper cautionary labeling. Sales slips made out to Mr. Coyote as proof of purchase are at present in the possession of the Court, marked Exhibit A. Such injuries sustained by Mr. Coyote have temporarily restricted his ability to make a living in the profession of predator. Mr. Coyote is self-employed and thus not eligible for Workmen's Compensation.
Mr. Coyote states that on December 13th, he received of Defendant via parcel post one Acme Rocket Sled. The intention of Mr. Coyote was to use the Rocket sled to aid him in pursuit of his prey. Upon receipt of the Rocket Sled, Mr. Coyote removed it from its wooden shipping crate and sighting his prey in the distance, activated the ignition. As Mr. Coyote gripped the handlebars, the Rocket Sled accelerated with such sudden and precipitate force as to stretch Mr. Coyote's forelimbs to a length of fifteen feet. Subsequently, the rest of Mr. Coyote's body shot forward with a violent jolt, causing severe strain to his back and neck and placing him unexpectedly astride the Rocket Sled. Disappearing over the horizon at such speed as to leave a diminishing jet trail along its path, the Rocket Sled soon brought Mr. Coyote abreast of his prey. At that moment, the animal he was pursuing veered sharply to the right. Mr. Coyote vigorously attempted to follow this maneuver but was unable to, due to poor design and engineering on the Rocket Sled and a faulty or non-existent steering system. Shortly thereafter, the unchecked progress of the Rocket Sled led it and Mr. Coyote into collision with the side of a mesa.
Paragraph One of the Report of Attending Physician (Exhibit B), prepared by Dr John .Feel Good , M.D., D.O., details the multiple fractures, contusions, and tissue damage suffered by Mr. Coyote as a result of this collision. Repair of the injuries required a full bandage around the head (excluding the ears), a neck brace, and full or partial casts on all four legs. Hampered by these injuries, Mr. Coyote was nevertheless obliged to support himself. With this in mind, he purchased of Defendant as an aid to mobility one pair of Acme Rocket Skates. When he attempted to use this product, however, he became involved in an accident remarkably similar to that which occurred with the Rocket Sled. Again, Defendant sold over the counter, without caveat, a product which attached powerful jet engines (in this case, two) to inadequate vehicles, with little or no provision for passenger safety. Encumbered by his heavy casts, Mr. Coyote lost control of the Rocket Skates soon after strapping them on, and collided with a roadside billboard so violently as to leave a hole in the shape of his full silhouette.
Mr. Coyote states that on occasions too numerous to list in this document he has suffered mishaps with explosives purchased of Defendant: the Acme 'Little Giant' Firecracker, the Acme Self-Guided Aerial Bomb, etc. (For a full listing see the Acme Mail Order Explosives Catalogue and attached deposition, entered in evidence as Exhibit C.) Indeed, it is safe to say that not once has an explosive purchased of Defendant by Mr. Coyote performed in an expected manner. To cite just one example: At the expense of much time and personal effort, Mr. Coyote constructed around the outer rim of a butte a wooden trough beginning at the top of the butte and spiraling downward around it to some few feet above a black X painted on the desert floor. The trough was designed in such a way that a spherical explosive of the type sold by Defendant would roll easily and swiftly down to the point of detonation indicated by the X. Mr. Coyote placed a generous pile of birdseed directly on the X, and then, carrying the spherical Acme Bomb (Catalogue #78) climbed to the top of the butte. Mr. Coyote's prey, seeing the birdseed, approached, and Mr. Coyote proceeded to light the fuse. In an instant, the fuse burned down to the stem, causing the bomb to detonate.
In addition to reducing all Mr. Coyote's careful preparations to naught, the premature detonation of Defendant's product resulted in the following disfigurements to Mr. Coyote:
1. Severe singeing of the hair on the head, neck, and muzzle.
2. Sooty discoloration.
3. Fracture of the left ear at the stem, causing the ear to dangle in the aftershock with a creaking noise.
4. Full or partial combustion of whiskers, producing kinking, frazzling, and ashy disintegration.
5. Radical widening of the eyes, due to brow and lid charring. ^. Severe burns in the area of the Buttocks and groin requiring amputation of the exterior buns and all private parts that were exposed, This resulted in MR. Coyote to have to use cheap sub standard prostatic devices from the Famous Davids prostatic and cut rate circumcision company.
We come now to the Acme Spring-Powered Shoes. The remains of a pair of these purchased by Mr. Coyote on June 23rd are Plaintiff's Exhibit D. Selected fragments have been shipped to the metallurgical laboratories of the University of California at Santa Barbara for analysis, but to date, no explanation has been found for this product's sudden and extreme malfunction. As advertised by Defendant, this product is simplicity itself: two wood-and-metal sandals, each attached to milled-steel springs of high tensile strength and compressed in a tightly coiled position by a cocking device with a lanyard release. Mr. Coyote believed that this product would enable him to pounce upon his prey in the initial moments of the chase, when swift reflexes are at a premium.
To increase the shoes' thrusting power still further, Mr. Coyote affixed them by their bottoms to the side of a large boulder. Adjacent to the boulder was a path which Mr. Coyote's prey was known to frequent. Mr. Coyote put his hind feet in the wood-and-metal sandals and crouched in readiness, his right forepaw holding firmly to the lanyard release. Within a short time, Mr. Coyote's prey did indeed appear on the path coming toward him. Unsuspecting, the prey stopped near Mr. Coyote, well within range of the springs at full extension. Mr. Coyote gauged the distance with care and proceeded to pull the lanyard release. At this point, Defendant's product should have thrust Mr. Coyote forward and away from the boulder. Instead, for reasons yet unknown, the Acme Spring-Powered Shoes thrust the boulder away from Mr. Coyote. As the intended prey looked on unharmed, Mr. Coyote hung suspended in the air. Then the twin springs recoiled, bringing Mr. Coyote to a violent feet-first collision with the boulder, the full weight of his head and forequarters falling upon his lower extremities. The force of this impact then caused the springs to rebound, where upon Mr. Coyote was thrust skyward. A second recoil and collision followed. The boulder, meanwhile, which was roughly ovoid in shape, had begun to bounce down a hillside, the coiling and recoiling of the springs adding to its velocity. At each bounce, Mr. Coyote came into contact with the boulder, or the boulder came into contact with Mr. Coyote, or both came into contact with the ground. As the grade was a long one, this process continued for some time. The sequence of collisions resulted in systemic physical damage to Mr. Coyote, viz., flattening of the cranium, sideways displacement of the tongue, reduction of length of legs and upper body, and compression of vertebrae from base of tail to head. Repetition of blows along a vertical axis produced a series of regular horizontal folds in Mr. Coyote's body tissues, a rare and painful condition which caused Mr. Coyote to expand upward and contract downward alternately as he walked, and to emit an off-key, accordion-like wheezing with every step. The distracting and embarrassing nature of this symptom has been a major impediment to Mr. Coyote's pursuit of a normal social life.
As the court is no doubt aware, Defendant has a virtual monopoly of manufacture and the sale of goods required by Mr. Coyote's work. It is our contention that Defendant has used its market advantage to the detriment of the consumer of such specialized products as itching powder, giant kites, Burmese tiger traps, anvils, and two-hundred-foot-long rubber bands. Much as he has come to mistrust Defendant's products, Mr. Coyote has no other domestic source of supply to which to turn. One can only wonder what our trading partners in Korea and Japan and the middle East would make of such a situation, where a giant company is allowed to victimize the consumer in the most reckless and wrongful manner over and over again. Mr. Coyote respectfully requests that the Court regard these larger economic implications and assess punitive damages in the amount of seventeen million dollars. In addition, Mr. Coyote seeks actual damages (missed meals, medical expenses, days lost from professional occupation) of one million dollars; general damages (mental suffering, injury to reputation) of one million dollars; and attorney's fees of seven hundred and fifty Billion dollars. By awarding Mr. Coyote the full amount, this Court will censure Defendant, its directors, officers, shareholders, successors, and assigns, in the only language they understand, and reaffirm the right of the individual predator to equal protection under the law.
Your honor, I am Buford P Justice speaking on behalf of ACME Inc.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury. On behalf of ACME, I would like to offer out most sincere condolences for Mr. Coyote. No one should have to go through the level of pain and suffering. But I would care to ask, how do you come about our product? Did you order it online? Who gave you a credit card? Did you pick it up from our warehouse? How did you get in? We don’t allow animals into our building. How did you pay for the items? Do you have a job? Also On all of our instruction manuals it is clearly stated in the National language of the United States Of America ( Spanish ) that are products are not to be used by the mentally impaired, and those holding public or appointed office in the state of West by god Virginia unless supervised by a child three years of age or older.
Members of the Jury, I would like to present evidence to show you that not only are our products safe and reliable, but that Mr. Coyote hasn’t been properly using our products. There is plenty of reasonable doubt in this case. There is no way Mr. Coyote could have purchased our products, not legally anyway. And if he did procure our inventions, he did not follow the instructions.
I give you exhibit A. The is actually footage of Mr. Coyote assembling some rocket shoes, presumably to help him catch and kill a defenseless creature. In this footage, you can see Mr. Coyote not even LOOK at the directions. Instead, he simply places the shoes on, and lights a match. IF he had read the directions, he would have known that you must first adjust the settings on the rockets so that they are optimal for your weight.
Your honor, as you could see, Mr. Coyote didn’t read the directions. Furthermore, he was using the devices in over580 cases of attempted murder. Not only is ACME Inc. not liable, but we are intending to counter-sue Mr. Coyote for slander. He has single handedly caused our stocks to drop each time he used our products. Every time he went off a cliff wearing something with “ACME” written on it, we had lay-off hard working men and women. We are seeking 45 Billion for damages and fees.
Also it is clear the Mr. Coyote had assistance from unqualified person(s) in assembly and use of our products. Note several elected and appointed officials and employees in the local community of Poke A Hoe West By God Virginia were taped helping Mr. Coyote assemble and use my clients products. As they can not be trusted with a woman or man or any sum of cash in excess of .03 cents and it is also clearly stated in our instruction manual that such morons are not to handle age 3 and under explosives my client is clearly not responsible for the coyotes actions. Also we have reason to believe that the Coyote was prescribed strong mind altering Narcotics such as morphine , Oxytocin , and damitall by Dr. John Feel Good . And per our instruction manual states the use of alcoholic beverages and narcotics while assembling or use of our products is prohibited. We also feel that a Local appointed official Head Chief No Balls was aware of the Coyotes narcotics use and took no action due to the ongoing professional and private relationship between the them.
Clearly The Coyotes lack of ability to read and his excessive drug use and limited I.Q. were the main issues responsible for his extensive injuries. This case reminds the defense of a frivols legal action filed by Full of it and Mr. A Hole against Jake and the Fat Man that was clearly designated by the courts as a action filled simply to control and punish Jake and the Fat Man and also in a effort to extort cash from the defendant's.
WILE E. COYOTE, § Plaintiff § v. § CIVIL ACTION NO. B19294 § ACME COMPANY, § Defendant §
This memo from the Road Runner to Acme Rockets has just come into my passion and I would like it entered into evidence .
From The Road Runner
To Fog horn Director of Acme Rockets gag gifts. DATED 08 O8 2008
Than you for the development of the exploding cigar wrapper and the exploding suppository that I requested. I have ordered 5000 of each and wish to have them shipped to the following address.
Cuckoo bird The Poke A Hoe Obama campaign headquarters 101 route 1 Mill point .
Now this memo may seem pointless and non related to our case but E. Coyote was working as a campaign supporter for Obama when these products were shipped and he was the victim of countless exploding cigars and exploding suppository. From Cuckoo bird, Tweet Bird the Chicken Hawk., Rock Island Red , The bandit Rooster . v I intend to prove there was a conspiracy from various Birds, and the head of Acme rockets Gag gift line along with The Road Runner to inflict sever physical harm to my client.
He suffered severe nose burns , his upper lip was burned several times to the point part of his lip had to be removed . Also he had his rectum burned and blown inside out , requiring extensive surgery on several occasions due to the fact he is dependent on both oral and anal assistance for normal movements due to the severe burns and the cheap artificial rear-end he had implanted due to a Acme rocket blowing up in the past.
im absolutely amazed that any of the lawyers for the plaintiffs would actually want the case, and potential trial, to be held in the loco poco forest.
ReplyDeletemoreover, slow roe rowe is once again handling the cases.
after his presiding in sir rotten's criminal case.......and huge conflicts of interest...........he should have nothing to do with the civil cases.
rottens lawyers have good argument for the cases not to be heard in poco, as do the plaintiffs.
Good luck finding a potential juror that isn't biased.
DeleteI don't think the cases will even make it to mandatory mediation.
If they have the evidence they say they have, the insurance co's will settle up quickly after he lawyers squeeze out all the billable hours they can.
sir rotten is making 10 cent a day mopping floors and scrubbing toilets with his tongue.
ReplyDeletewho is paying for his legal scoundrels???
I sure hope Rowe and the county got his $5K fine in the criminal case before the lawyers get it in the civil case.
DeleteI'm guessing the Totten family estate is still backing their bad boy behind bars.
It doesn't make any difference whether or not Rotten has a lawyer. At this point he is almost irrelevant. The plaintiffs are looking for money in the pockets of the insurance companies and the Keystone Kommissioners. Plaintiffs know they won't get anything out of Rotten. However, keep your eye on that supreme court decision last month that said that the state is not responsible for the sexual crimes of their employees. That case is enough to put more than a few sweat beads of the brows of the attorneys.
DeleteI wonder why good ol' cocky clifton, sir rotten's former patrol partner in crime, is on the witness list.
ReplyDelete............And Alkire, Walton, McCoy, Simmons, McMillion, etc.
DeleteWith all the witnesses and testimony its gonna be hard to keep squealing ignorance.
Janet Kershner-Vanover is also on the list- she's gonna give the pcsd hell.
All of this testimony and evidence has gotta lead to some more investigations, arrests, and convictions on area law enforcement.
The forensics may be the dagger in the heart of the local goon squad.
The FBI can backtrack the electronic trail of all the pcsd members, etc. that received Rotten's sex videos, texts, facebook requests, emails, phone calls, etc.
Doing nothing and not reporting it, is a crime in and of itself.
Most particularly with minors involved.
These idots are required by law to report issues if they suspect or have direct knowledge of something going on.
All in all, Jonese is going to get a whole lot more airtime on "the pcsd not looking good".
They didn't specify, but im guessing they mean Sheriff Alkire.
DeleteThey ought to bring in Armageddon Alkire too as he most likely has direct knowledge of Rotten's antics.
TNS indicated that she first met sir clifton and sir rotten way back in the day when her former boyfriend was an informant for controlled drug buys in the county.
Deleteit don't take a rocket surgeon or brain scientist to figure out that them two had to be learning tricks of the trade from each other when riding roughshod on patrol together and taking turns with the females of the county.
well, they got one thing right in describing sir rotten as a "SICK PREDATOR"
ReplyDeleteinteresting that the fbi has sir rotten's homemade voyeur videos from the backseat escapades in the cruiser.
ReplyDeleteall of these sexual deviants love their 'trophies and souveniers'.......which enable them re-live the event over and over.
aint no telling how many panties juxtaposed jonese and the goon squad found stuffed in various places in rotten's cruiser, desk, locker, etc.
ironically, the fbi is also in possession of cocky clifton's photo and video collection, along with the selfies of his miniature manhood shrinkage, etc. that he took with tns's phone.
Rotten's broadcasts over the radio should also be easily available thru the 911 call center records.
DeleteRemember that Rotten worked in the 911 call center before his reign of terror with the pcsd.
whats really gonna shock the community is when sir rotten and sir cocky clifton's photo and video collections soon surface in public hearings and are accessible in the public court files.
Deletesadly, only then will their crimes "become real" to many in the county.........including their own wives and family members.
As I recall there were many more victims, this could get very expensive.
ReplyDeleteEspecially when some of the powers that be get caught up in their lies from previous statements and from others who will be called to testify.
I'm surprised Norman is not on that list as I think he went to the SHERIFF and talked about the great rotten tottens activities.
Something no one has mentioned is the fact that rotten got a sweet heart deal by pleading guilty to one of the 66 felony's he was charged with.
Had the P.A. and judge actually did what I think was right, by going after him for all 66 sex crimes the civil suits would of been a slam dunk.
I can only wonder if that ever entered their mind.
Thankfully civil suits do not depend on criminal convections, as in the case of OJ Simpson who beat the rap but still lost in civil court.
Just think if any of the powers that be from the CC to the Sheriffs office had done the right thing it could of prevented additional victims and offered some degree of protection to the county's pocket book and those who are being sued as citizens . Seems the only powers that be person who did take action was Donna who was brutally attacked
both personally and professionally .
But what do you expect from politically motivated people, as we have all seen on not just national but state and local levels around the nation its far more common for those in political positions to deny and cover up than to face some embarrassment and do the morally and legally right thing.
Before this is all over I predict that we will see more legal actions both civil and criminal .
I recall a member of the want to be squad sticking up for several deputies time and time again, all the ones who now have records or can not work in certain states.
He claimed that there would be no payout no one would be sued that was in office not one dime would the county pay out.
Either he was a complete fool or he is the biggest brown nosier I have ever heard of.
I did not say a word I just looked at the post as the two poster argued, thinking really what kind of a MAN would go so low to defend the actions of such a man as Totten and think there would be no repercussions.
I for one hope the victims are paid well and that those who enabled or ignored Totten's actions have to pay the remainder of their lives.
I also hope the other victims come forward.
When all is done our county probably wont be able to get insurance again without selling all county property and taking out a loan.
If that is what it takes to teach us a lesson and teach politician's and others the meaning of honor and morality so be it.
That is the cost of lack of wisdom and stupidity.
The Road Runner....
P.S. coyote get a grip on reality.
this blog posting represents only part of the paperwork for 3 of rotten's victims.
Deletethe news reports indicated that there were OVER TWO DOZEN VICTIMS.
the people of the loco poco forest may very well be paying out for their "hometown proud fbi national academy golden boy" for many years to come.
......and best of all, juxtaposed jonese will always get to wear the loathsome legacy of sir rotten around his neck like a dead albatross.
I wonder what a rock quarry and a used Mercedes are going for now a days LOL.
DeleteOne of my favorites- "I'm a powerful person and I can plant things on people".
ReplyDeleteNot only is Rotten speaking for himself, but on behalf of the entire PCSD.
All of these depositions over then next few months are going to provide the "summer of love" in detailing the extracurricular activities of Rotten under the color of the law.
ReplyDeleteJonese is already on the record pleading "I don't have a clue what was going on"..........yet now many details are emerging whereby Jonese knew exactly what was going on, way back to very early in his administration when he first took office.
Officers that have been around since the hiring and inception of Rotten, i.e. Chief Deputy Diamond Dave Walton, are gonna have even more explaining away to do.
"The PCSD looking bad" is about to take on a whole new meaning.
Walton can........again......kiss goodbye to his hopes of ever becoming Top Dawg in the dark forest.
I doubt the FBI, U.S. Attorney's Office, and State Police will be allowed to sit in on the depositions but they sure as heck are gonna be interested in getting their paws on the transcripts.
The 3 daves will be doing a lot of I didn't know I wonder if the jury will buy that .
DeleteTell us again dave 1 how you know nothing about that tape of donna , dave 2 tell us again about rotten being the best deputy in the state maybe the nation, dave 3 now where is it you live.
Yea the story of woe from dave 1,2,3 . after all none of you would lie your all as honest as honest Simmons your buddy and beer bong bob. don't worry we the people got your back just like all of you had ours.
When Jonese's tenure as sheriff is over, he can get a job playing Schultz on a remake of Hogan's Heroes. He has had enough practice.
DeleteAs a side note I want one person to understand just because you rent a home and get mail there it in no way means its your residence.
ReplyDeleteThis,could be considered fraud if you used your rental home as,your offical residence when you actually live in another place.
The Road Runner....
P.S. Many people know the truth.
Your only fooling yourself.
Yes a CC in cali did that and got charged with a felony, I think he had to pay back a bunch of money also.
ReplyDeleteWe must have the biggest bunch of crooks and lame people holding elected and,appointed positions in the,state.
ReplyDeleteI sure wish the honest cops would step up more.
I wish BN had stayed also.
Its,a,shane .
I really look foward to hearing the ones being sued try to tell a jury they
ReplyDeleteknew nothing and its not my fault.
Then have witness after witness come foward and dispute he story.
Donna will tear up the rear ends of a,couple of the bigger liers.
Yea it will be good and i hope the,public follow it so they can see what has,been up.
I suggest we issue the,sheriff and Cc medals for their actions we can call it tge deaf,dumb and blind award or the medal of cover up and,deny.
I am worried many in the Sheriffs office,and CC may have the terrible sargent Schultz syndrome , I hear it has no cure.
ReplyDeleteThe Road Runner...
it will not be totten on trial it will be the county and all the duds who work or have worked for the county.........all of the obstructionist headed by the ball head dick head we have for a sheriff .......hope it does go to court so the whole world can know what went on .........i wonder sometimes what is worse ,the sick rapist serial sex offender or all of the creeps who enabled him to carry out his crimes,and then obstructed justice,so that their role would not come to light ...........
ReplyDeleteYes the state claims they are not responsable, however in this case if they can prove any of theCC or jonese did know and took no action then they are left holding the bag. I have a feeling Donna and others will sink the I didnt know ship before it sets sale.
ReplyDeleteKarma you have to love it hey Dave.
The Road Runner....
Yet another festive day has and gone.
ReplyDeleteI drank some beer and called old freinds, watched a war movie and we cooked some steak on the grill.
Then we had a drink and we will soon be in bed perhaps we will cudfle or more.
I wonder how Rotten spent the day. Happy holiday sir rotten may the next 9 give you as much happyness and enjoyment as you deserve.
The Road Runner....
pcsd- "to protect our serial rapists and serve our sexual gratification"
ReplyDeletepcsd = Pocahontas County Sex Department
Deleteprepubescent craving sleazy dogs
Deletethe news reports indicate that there were at least two (2) additional victims of rotten after juxtaposed jonese "laid down the law" with rotten to cease his sexual escapades.
ReplyDeletethere's gonna be more than one witness to jonese walking out of the interview with the victim at the middle school when donna price was interviewing her.
if it was done at school theres gonna be a social worker involved, teacher, principal, etc.........possibly also a state policeman too.
the jury will be sure to find jonese's testimony to be "not credible".
Deletethe 'boyz in the hood' have good reason to distrust the po-po.
ReplyDeletenow the 'boys in the backwoods' do too.
Most Police Officers are good men, men we need to honor .
ReplyDeleteBut when you have a small department with no to little professional management, who look at the general public as advisory's and are unwilling to address internal issues .
Soon you will have a rotten department from the top down. Or bottom up.
We have this here. What we need are the good cops to stand up like men, some that did here were run out of town because they did.
We have has several bad apples as those in the know know Rotten Totten was not the only one.
please let the feds know so that they can do something about it.
Deleteyour call is confidential.
the public they are supposed to 'protect and serve', they view as "the enemy"
DeleteWe need someone to run for Sheriff that has nerve , who will keep a eye on the help, who knows the law.
ReplyDeleteSomeone fair thick skined enough so that everytime norm or another ask a question or say something they dont like they dont go to war aginst the public but look into it.
Someone who isnt going tp hire their felon buddies and family.
A real man or womañ no more wanta bes.
Your idea is good in theory but impossible to implement because it is too subjective. I am ready to vote for anyone who has never been in police work is his or her life. The biggest problem in Pocahontas (and everywhere else, too) is the "blue wall" behind which all police hide. There is an unwritten code by which all police live - namely never to rat on another policeman or woman,, no matter what that person had done. Pocahontas County is a perfect example. How many Schultzes do we have running around here pretending to "know nothing" about Totten and other scumbags too numerous to mention here. A sheriff who was never part of the blue wall may be less likely to cover up for the brethren in uniform. Any change would have to be an improvement.
DeleteThat's it- vote out the local rats.
DeleteAlso, call the FBI and report these sleazy scoundrels.
sadly our present Sheriff has no law enforcement experience and he blended into the blue wall just like the blue man group.
ReplyDeleteThe your with us or aginst us statement shows as,the targeting of any honest citizen who has questions.
ReplyDeleteThats how the secrect police,in germany during ww2,looked,at the public and north korea,today.
A professional cop knows the public is not bad guy.
There are lots of good cops and I think we have some but they are scared of being targeted by the iron fist.
A Police dept. that is good will have,a good man as a leader who works to improve force by setting a example and working with the public.
ReplyDeleteYou do not scream at your officers and demand them to respect you .
You earn that.
You do not say to the public you are with us or aginst us.
juxtaposed jonese is indeed a "good man".
Deletehow do I know this?
why, the "fair and impartial" pompous pomponio has decreed it to be.
sir rotten is also a "good man".
how do I know this?
why, good ol' dead walt weifort, in one of his last acts on earth, stated it to be true in a notarized letter to his belching buddies on the bench.
nope, you just tap the magistrates and judges on the shoulder and whisper in their ear, "work with us".
Deleteno need to let those civil and constitutional rights of american citizens get in the way of loco poco "justice".
Remember that Kershner-Vanover stated in her sworn depositions and hearing that Jonese was trying to CONTROL the magistrates and the prosecuting attorney's offices.
DeleteHell, the man cant even demonstrate enough leadership to CONTROL his OWN DEPARTMENT, or his OWN EMPLOYEES........... yet he is attempting to control TWO other branches of government that he has absolutely no business attempting to control.
THOSE BRANCHES OF GOVT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE "NEUTRAL AND DETACHED" AND "FAIR AND IMPARTIAL" TO OUTSIDE INFLUENCES, INCLUDING THE CORRUPT SHERIFFS DEPARTMENT.
the "good sheriff" is busy as hell attempting to violate the civil and constitutional rights of everyday citizens, yet turns a blind eye on a serial rapist and sex offender under his own command that he has promoted and decorated with medals.............all the while having complete knowledge of the crimes.
your time is gonna come, jonese.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLuE6ftUI2g&feature=kp
If I recall Norman talked to the Sheriff when he took office about sir rotten.
ReplyDeleteI think others may have.
I wonder if he,did a,investigation then .
If so there should be a,record of it.
If there is no record of it I would be curious as why.
Someone said he considered it a rumor not,sure thats true.
Just odd the FBI and,State boys didnt have any problems finding a couple dozen victims.
I wonder how many more there really are.
I recall seeing sir rotten in the so two times over the years both times there,was a woman there.
She looked,at me like I had horns growing out of
my head. I think she was there guarding him.
I do not know who she was,wife or gf was my guess. As time went on I had a couple female,freinds tell me stories about what went on in the play pen. Now I know why whoever she is was guarding him.
You have to laugh at the cast directly or indirectly involved in the saga of Pocahontas county.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like a cheap B movie with outrageous cast members to fake to be real.
You have,
Run A Muck the fearless leader
Diamond Dave
Honest Simmons
Beer can Bob
Sticky fingers Donna ( the only one I can come close to saying anything good about)
Famous Fleming AKA where's Waldo live
five felony ben
Armageddon Robbie
The Kentucky fried felon
Sir Rotten with a impressive 66 felony charges under his belt mostly sex related AKA I will take the fifth on this question
Sir cocky , former deputy ,former PA and more than likely soon to be former attorney and possibly in the not to distant future former inmate.( my favorite of the bunch next to sir rotten )
Humping buffalo
Honest Walt
Tony (Soprano) Tatanno
The Back up goon squad
Jacob the poop king
A entire family of well known snitches .
And a cast of many victims. ( Some who are well known for their less than virtuous ways.)
You would have to use mind altering narcotics to even dream up such a bunch. If you put the story on paper people would say Wow
how did she come up with such a outlandish story..
And in the end most of them seem to be out to get the fat man, one way or another, simply for asking questions or saying hey that's not right.
Being a activist and whistle blower sure isn't easy .
And through all of this Normans the only one who has a sense of humor.
Norman you have pissed off more people around here than anyone I know.
If you were in the mafia I wouldn't even walk down the street if you were out walking in daylight past the court house with a police escort and a tank. Cause I know you would be a marked man, you would have so many bullseyes on you , your shirt would look like a can of spaghetti Os had been spilled on you and they all stuck to your shirt.
You must be doing something right, keep up the good work . You and the FBI are heros in my book.
I doubt any of the above listed fictional group would agree and frankly I don't give a rats @ss....
Norman it appears there is another legal action taking place that you may not be aware of.
ReplyDeleteLegal action part !.
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
SOUTHWESTERN DISTRICT OF Pock A Hoe West By God Virginia
Judge Honest Walter Simmons , Presiding
________________________________
WILE E. COYOTE, §
Plaintiff §
v. § CIVIL ACTION NO. B19294
§
ACME COMPANY, §
Defendant §
________________________________
OPENING STATEMENT OF Beer Keg Robert
COUNSEL FOR PLAINTIFF
My client, Mr.Coyote, a resident of WV, does herby bring suit for damages against the Acme Company, manufacturer and retail distributor of assorted merchandise, incorporated in Delaware and doing business in every state, district, and territory. Mr. Coyote seeks compensation for personal injuries, loss of business income, and mental suffering caused as a direct result of the actions and/or gross negligence of said company, under Title 15 of the United States Code Chapter 47, section 2072, subsection (a), relating to product liability.
Mr. Coyote states that on Five hundred and eighty-five separate occasions, he has purchased of the Acme Company (hereinafter, 'Defendant'), through that company's mail order department, certain products which did cause him bodily injury due to defects in manufacture or improper cautionary labeling. Sales slips made out to Mr. Coyote as proof of purchase are at present in the possession of the Court, marked Exhibit A. Such injuries sustained by Mr. Coyote have temporarily restricted his ability to make a living in the profession of predator. Mr. Coyote is self-employed and thus not eligible for Workmen's Compensation.
Mr. Coyote states that on December 13th, he received of Defendant via parcel post one Acme Rocket Sled. The intention of Mr. Coyote was to use the Rocket sled to aid him in pursuit of his prey. Upon receipt of the Rocket Sled, Mr. Coyote removed it from its wooden shipping crate and sighting his prey in the distance, activated the ignition. As Mr. Coyote gripped the handlebars, the Rocket Sled accelerated with such sudden and precipitate force as to stretch Mr. Coyote's forelimbs to a length of fifteen feet. Subsequently, the rest of Mr. Coyote's body shot forward with a violent jolt, causing severe strain to his back and neck and placing him unexpectedly astride the Rocket Sled. Disappearing over the horizon at such speed as to leave a diminishing jet trail along its path, the Rocket Sled soon brought Mr. Coyote abreast of his prey. At that moment, the animal he was pursuing veered sharply to the right. Mr. Coyote vigorously attempted to follow this maneuver but was unable to, due to poor design and engineering on the Rocket Sled and a faulty or non-existent steering system. Shortly thereafter, the unchecked progress of the Rocket Sled led it and Mr. Coyote into collision with the side of a mesa.
Paragraph One of the Report of Attending Physician (Exhibit B), prepared by Dr John .Feel Good , M.D., D.O., details the multiple fractures, contusions, and tissue damage suffered by Mr. Coyote as a result of this collision. Repair of the injuries required a full bandage around the head (excluding the ears), a neck brace, and full or partial casts on all four legs. Hampered by these injuries, Mr. Coyote was nevertheless obliged to support himself. With this in mind, he purchased of Defendant as an aid to mobility one pair of Acme Rocket Skates. When he attempted to use this product, however, he became involved in an accident remarkably similar to that which occurred with the Rocket Sled. Again, Defendant sold over the counter, without caveat, a product which attached powerful jet engines (in this case, two) to inadequate vehicles, with little or no provision for passenger safety. Encumbered by his heavy casts, Mr. Coyote lost control of the Rocket Skates soon after strapping them on, and collided with a roadside billboard so violently as to leave a hole in the shape of his full silhouette.
Part !!
ReplyDeleteMr. Coyote states that on occasions too numerous to list in this document he has suffered mishaps with explosives purchased of Defendant: the Acme 'Little Giant' Firecracker, the Acme Self-Guided Aerial Bomb, etc. (For a full listing see the Acme Mail Order Explosives Catalogue and attached deposition, entered in evidence as Exhibit C.) Indeed, it is safe to say that not once has an explosive purchased of Defendant by Mr. Coyote performed in an expected manner. To cite just one example: At the expense of much time and personal effort, Mr. Coyote constructed around the outer rim of a butte a wooden trough beginning at the top of the butte and spiraling downward around it to some few feet above a black X painted on the desert floor. The trough was designed in such a way that a spherical explosive of the type sold by Defendant would roll easily and swiftly down to the point of detonation indicated by the X. Mr. Coyote placed a generous pile of birdseed directly on the X, and then, carrying the spherical Acme Bomb (Catalogue #78) climbed to the top of the butte. Mr. Coyote's prey, seeing the birdseed, approached, and Mr. Coyote proceeded to light the fuse. In an instant, the fuse burned down to the stem, causing the bomb to detonate.
ReplyDeleteIn addition to reducing all Mr. Coyote's careful preparations to naught, the premature detonation of Defendant's product resulted in the following disfigurements to Mr. Coyote:
1. Severe singeing of the hair on the head, neck, and muzzle.
2. Sooty discoloration.
3. Fracture of the left ear at the stem, causing the ear to dangle in the aftershock with a creaking noise.
4. Full or partial combustion of whiskers, producing kinking, frazzling, and ashy disintegration.
5. Radical widening of the eyes, due to brow and lid charring.
^. Severe burns in the area of the Buttocks and groin requiring amputation of the exterior buns and all private parts that were exposed,
This resulted in MR. Coyote to have to use cheap sub standard prostatic devices from the Famous Davids prostatic and cut rate circumcision company.
We come now to the Acme Spring-Powered Shoes. The remains of a pair of these purchased by Mr. Coyote on June 23rd are Plaintiff's Exhibit D. Selected fragments have been shipped to the metallurgical laboratories of the University of California at Santa Barbara for analysis, but to date, no explanation has been found for this product's sudden and extreme malfunction. As advertised by Defendant, this product is simplicity itself: two wood-and-metal sandals, each attached to milled-steel springs of high tensile strength and compressed in a tightly coiled position by a cocking device with a lanyard release. Mr. Coyote believed that this product would enable him to pounce upon his prey in the initial moments of the chase, when swift reflexes are at a premium.
ReplyDeleteTo increase the shoes' thrusting power still further, Mr. Coyote affixed them by their bottoms to the side of a large boulder. Adjacent to the boulder was a path which Mr. Coyote's prey was known to frequent. Mr. Coyote put his hind feet in the wood-and-metal sandals and crouched in readiness, his right forepaw holding firmly to the lanyard release. Within a short time, Mr. Coyote's prey did indeed appear on the path coming toward him. Unsuspecting, the prey stopped near Mr. Coyote, well within range of the springs at full extension. Mr. Coyote gauged the distance with care and proceeded to pull the lanyard release. At this point, Defendant's product should have thrust Mr. Coyote forward and away from the boulder. Instead, for reasons yet unknown, the Acme Spring-Powered Shoes thrust the boulder away from Mr. Coyote. As the intended prey looked on unharmed, Mr. Coyote hung suspended in the air. Then the twin springs recoiled, bringing Mr. Coyote to a violent feet-first collision with the boulder, the full weight of his head and forequarters falling upon his lower extremities. The force of this impact then caused the springs to rebound, where upon Mr. Coyote was thrust skyward. A second recoil and collision followed. The boulder, meanwhile, which was roughly ovoid in shape, had begun to bounce down a hillside, the coiling and recoiling of the springs adding to its velocity. At each bounce, Mr. Coyote came into contact with the boulder, or the boulder came into contact with Mr. Coyote, or both came into contact with the ground. As the grade was a long one, this process continued for some time. The sequence of collisions resulted in systemic physical damage to Mr. Coyote, viz., flattening of the cranium, sideways displacement of the tongue, reduction of length of legs and upper body, and compression of vertebrae from base of tail to head. Repetition of blows along a vertical axis produced a series of regular horizontal folds in Mr. Coyote's body tissues, a rare and painful condition which caused Mr. Coyote to expand upward and contract downward alternately as he walked, and to emit an off-key, accordion-like wheezing with every step. The distracting and embarrassing nature of this symptom has been a major impediment to Mr. Coyote's pursuit of a normal social life.
As the court is no doubt aware, Defendant has a virtual monopoly of manufacture and the sale of goods required by Mr. Coyote's work. It is our contention that Defendant has used its market advantage to the detriment of the consumer of such specialized products as itching powder, giant kites, Burmese tiger traps, anvils, and two-hundred-foot-long rubber bands. Much as he has come to mistrust Defendant's products, Mr. Coyote has no other domestic source of supply to which to turn. One can only wonder what our trading partners in Korea and Japan and the middle East would make of such a situation, where a giant company is allowed to victimize the consumer in the most reckless and wrongful manner over and over again. Mr. Coyote respectfully requests that the Court regard these larger economic implications and assess punitive damages in the amount of seventeen million dollars. In addition, Mr. Coyote seeks actual damages (missed meals, medical expenses, days lost from professional occupation) of one million dollars; general damages (mental suffering, injury to reputation) of one million dollars; and attorney's fees of seven hundred and fifty Billion dollars. By awarding Mr. Coyote the full amount, this Court will censure Defendant, its directors, officers, shareholders, successors, and assigns, in the only language they understand, and reaffirm the right of the individual predator to equal protection under the law.
Acme Rockets response.
ReplyDeleteYour honor, I am Buford P Justice speaking on behalf of ACME Inc.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury. On behalf of ACME, I would like to offer out most sincere condolences for Mr. Coyote. No one should have to go through the level of pain and suffering. But I would care to ask, how do you come about our product? Did you order it online? Who gave you a credit card? Did you pick it up from our warehouse? How did you get in? We don’t allow animals into our building. How did you pay for the items? Do you have a job?
Also On all of our instruction manuals it is clearly stated in the National language of the United States Of America ( Spanish ) that are products are not to be used by the mentally impaired, and those holding public or appointed office in the state of West by god Virginia unless supervised by a child three years of age or older.
Members of the Jury, I would like to present evidence to show you that not only are our products safe and reliable, but that Mr. Coyote hasn’t been properly using our products. There is plenty of reasonable doubt in this case. There is no way Mr. Coyote could have purchased our products, not legally anyway. And if he did procure our inventions, he did not follow the instructions.
I give you exhibit A. The is actually footage of Mr. Coyote assembling some rocket shoes, presumably to help him catch and kill a defenseless creature. In this footage, you can see Mr. Coyote not even LOOK at the directions. Instead, he simply places the shoes on, and lights a match. IF he had read the directions, he would have known that you must first adjust the settings on the rockets so that they are optimal for your weight.
Your honor, as you could see, Mr. Coyote didn’t read the directions. Furthermore, he was using the devices in over580 cases of attempted murder. Not only is ACME Inc. not liable, but we are intending to counter-sue Mr. Coyote for slander. He has single handedly caused our stocks to drop each time he used our products. Every time he went off a cliff wearing something with “ACME” written on it, we had lay-off hard working men and women. We are seeking 45 Billion for damages and fees.
Buford P Justices response part !!
ReplyDeleteAlso it is clear the Mr. Coyote had assistance from unqualified person(s) in assembly and use of our products. Note several elected and appointed officials and employees in the local community of Poke A Hoe West By God Virginia were taped helping Mr. Coyote assemble and use my clients products.
As they can not be trusted with a woman or man or any sum of cash in excess of .03 cents and it is also clearly stated in our instruction manual that such morons are not to handle age 3 and under explosives my client is clearly not responsible for the coyotes actions.
Also we have reason to believe that the Coyote was prescribed strong mind altering Narcotics such as morphine , Oxytocin , and damitall by Dr. John Feel Good .
And per our instruction manual states the use of alcoholic beverages and narcotics while assembling or use of our products is prohibited.
We also feel that a Local appointed official Head Chief No Balls was aware of the Coyotes narcotics use and took no action due to the ongoing professional and private relationship between the them.
Part !!! Acme Rockets defense response.
ReplyDeleteClearly The Coyotes lack of ability to read and his excessive drug use and limited I.Q. were the main issues responsible for his extensive injuries.
This case reminds the defense of a frivols legal action filed by Full of it and Mr. A Hole against Jake and the Fat Man that was clearly designated by the courts as a action filled simply to control and punish Jake and the Fat Man and also in a effort to extort cash from the defendant's.
From
ReplyDeleteRobert B Keg
To
Judge Honest Walter Simmons
Subject
WILE E. COYOTE, §
Plaintiff §
v. § CIVIL ACTION NO. B19294
§
ACME COMPANY, §
Defendant §
This memo from the Road Runner to Acme Rockets has just come into my passion and I would like it entered into evidence .
From
The Road Runner
To
Fog horn
Director of Acme Rockets gag gifts.
DATED 08 O8 2008
Than you for the development of the exploding cigar wrapper and the exploding suppository that I requested.
I have ordered 5000 of each and wish to have them shipped to the following address.
Cuckoo bird
The Poke A Hoe Obama campaign headquarters
101 route 1 Mill point .
Now this memo may seem pointless and non related to our case but E. Coyote was working as a campaign supporter for Obama when these products were shipped and he was the victim of countless exploding cigars and exploding suppository. From Cuckoo bird, Tweet Bird the Chicken Hawk., Rock Island Red , The bandit Rooster .
v
I intend to prove there was a conspiracy from various Birds, and the head of Acme rockets Gag gift line along with The Road Runner to inflict sever physical harm to my client.
He suffered severe nose burns , his upper lip was burned several times to the point part of his lip had to be removed .
Also he had his rectum burned and blown inside out , requiring extensive surgery on several occasions due to the fact he is dependent on both oral and anal assistance
for normal movements due to the severe burns and the cheap artificial rear-end he had implanted due to a Acme rocket blowing up in the past.